What Each Sign of the Zodiac is Thankful For (Not!)

Aries - For patience and being a good follower
Taurus - For being slim, trim and not money-hungry
Gemini - For constancy and hard work
Cancer - "Thank you, God, for giving me such a 'thick skin'."
Leo - For being humble, down-to-earth and simple
Virgo - For a "go with the flow" attitude and never correcting others
Libra - For decisiveness
Scorpio - "Thanks for helping me have no hidden agendas."
Sagittarius - For meekness, quietness, and evenness
Capricorn - For being the life of the party and being perennially young at heart
Aquarius - For unconditional Love and being non-judgmental
Pisces - For logic and decisiveness


Childrearing Philosophies of the Twelve Signs of the Zodiac

Aries - Give children lots of healthy, outdoor sports activities
Taurus - Nurse them until they are five years old
Gemini - Communicate with children; speak with them in three different languages
Cancer - Nurture children emotionally
Leo - Feed their ego; pump up their sense of self worth. Treat them like royalty.
Virgo - Children must learn to correct their mistakes and learn exactness!
Libra - Learn to relate to others and work in pairs.
Scorpio - Children should learn to sense the subtle poisons in our air, food and water. Also, pretend to be sympathetic to others so that you can find their hidden weaknesses.
Sagittarius - Give children lots of freedom and running around outside!
Capricorn - Teach children to work and save their money. Now, clean your room!
Aquarius - Help children learn to see the cosmic patterns in their lives and in Nature.
Pisces - Feel the oneness with the whole Universe.


The Twelve Signs of the Zodiac Plan a Date

Aries - An arduous hike followed by chili dogs and a boxing match
Taurus - Six course candlelit dinner, then inspired love poetry and a guitar solo
Gemini - Round of golf followed by a large garden cocktail party
Cancer - Quiet home cooked meal with deep intimate sharing (incidentally, home is close to the bedroom)
Leo - Fifth Avenue shopping spree, then take a limo to a fine Italian restaurant
Virgo - Origami class followed by visit to ultra hygienic restaurant designed for the chemically sensitive
Libra - Dinner at moderately priced chain restaurant, then a video showing of "When Harry Met Sally"
Scorpio - "Phantom of the Opera," nightcap in Goth bar, pretended sympathy filled with scary sex vibes of intense longing
Sagittarius - Gallop in the mountains followed by helicopter trip to remote lodge that serves game
Capricorn - A walk (it's free) and Dutch dinner at the local greasy spoon
Aquarius - Social protest march followed by vegan barbeque with tree people
Pisces - Whatever you want to do is fine by me




Oh well I thought it was funny...lol.

The childrearing philosophies are true!  At least in my case. 
The date?  Not so much - I'd skip the golf and head straight for the cocktails!  LOL

lol, great post.  They are pretty true in my case. 

I happen to think being a Gemini is quite awesome. I'd never want to be any other sign except perhaps a Scorpio. 

Lol, for a Libra, the first one is soooo true, decisiveness is the bane of my existence.

I was pretty much on my own for the childrearing and(sorry, all you Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal fans) if I see "When Harry Met Sally" one more time, I'm gonna hurl on someone's shoes.   

~d~